*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
haha owned you’re going to jail

(Source: meladoodle)

11:42 am  •  14 September 2014  •  413,647 notes


me to westerners:

omg you take your husband’s name after marriage? that’s so oppressive. so you’re like his property? he can do anything he wants with you? *whispers* is it a religion thing?

you put your parents in senior homes? that’s so backwards and heartless. is it a…

6:34 am  •  11 September 2014  •  9,008 notes
How to finger a girl


1. Use your tongue

(Source: she-wants-the-eod)

12:29 pm  •  9 September 2014  •  189,429 notes


"making fun of joan rivers’ death is disrespectful"


5:30 pm  •  4 September 2014  •  131,534 notes




really not excited for headlines that will praise joan rivers as a comedic genius when all she did was tear down people’s self esteem to cover up her own insecurities 

She didn’t deserve to die though.

nowhere in this text post did it say she deserved to die

5:19 pm  •  4 September 2014  •  10,087 notes
And we’re going back there.
4:30 pm  •  4 September 2014


i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

3:37 pm  •  4 September 2014  •  430,678 notes
Everything’s so shit. I know what I want but I’m not gonna get it.
3:33 pm  •  4 September 2014